Scary German Energy Drink Commercial - Screams Anything But Subtle
Nestled in the peaceful confines of terrains of bliss, tranquility and relaxation, the citizens of Germany are abruptly being awakened, shaken and surprised by a most hideous creature, place of origin unknown.
Take the family who decided to pack their suitcases, trunks brimming with long-necks and two, teenage kids, both boys, about twelve or thirteen years old, who decided to get away from the city life for a two day weekend. All scenarios played out with the usual expectations as they had numerous experience before when they made the same journey, seeking fresh air, bright green landscapes and anywhere a phone could not get to them.
All things seemed just as it should be. Their vintage automobile pressed into the sharp turns of a stretching hill, screeching the tires once in a while. The teens were deeply asleep with dreams of God knows what, but since one had drool dripping from a corner of his mouth, one might guess his thoughts were of joy and pleasure not yet experienced.
Susan, mom, also was in a intense slumber, probably caused by the thick buzzing of the engine of the car heaving itself up yet another car-eating hill.
It is only thanks to the evidently, hidden camera, ironically positioned just so to capture what was to unfold. Maybe, a coincidence being the same day K-fee energy drink was being introduced to the general public. But, what was clearly meant to be a commercial representing a peaceful setting was unfortunately thrust into the soon to be legendary scary German energy drink commercial , perhaps one hundred and eighty degrees in the reverse direction of all plans, rehearsals, and run-throughs.
No one could have predicted it, and unless there was a video camera at a distance to capture the bigger picture, the good people of Germany may not be panically pacing, losing sleep and up at all hours completely perplexed and stunned by what was filmed. Despite having video evidence, to date, German officials have kept silent about what happened that day. Maybe to purposely keep it under the rug, or act like it never happened, but one thing is for certain, the rest of the world will not ever be the same again. The invasion has begun.
An admittedly wired fellow, Dave is known as the fellow who likes to drink energy drinks and has been captivating a growing audience every time an energy drink is pressed to his lips. To note, others are welcome to come along, while the adventures continue.
Published December 9th, 2007
Filed in Health
